~#FEF1~How's it going?
~#FEF1~Hey dude. What's up?
~#FEF1~Whatever you're looking for, I got it right here-even if it's a beatin'.
~#FEF1~You here for some gear?
~#FEF1~You came to the right place, man.
~#FEF1~I wondered when you'd show up. Come on, let's talk...
~#FEF1~Man, you're just the guy I've been lookin' for.
~#FEF1~This is gonna be just great...
~#FEF1~You're gonna love what I got for you...
~#FEF1~We both know why we're here, so let's get to it.
~#FEF1~You like?
~#FEF1~Get buyin', I can smell your money ... well, I can smell something. Check your shoes.
~#FEF1~Don't get too close, bud, there might be other shit in there you don't wanna see, comprende?
~#FEF1~C'mon man, I ain't here for my health.
~#FEF1~Some of this is my own personal shit.
~#FEF1~Oh, yeah, ~#FEFF~. That shit is coming back in fashion, baby. Big-time!
~#FEF1~Worth the trip over, just for the ~#FEFF~, huh?
~#FEF1~Take a look at the ~#FEFF~. I'm discounting that shit heavily.
~#FEF1~At $~#FEFE~ a bag, I'm practically giving away the ~#FEFF~, man. C'mon, take some will ya?
~#FEF1~You'd be crazy to miss out on ~#FEFF~ at $~#FEFE~ a bag. I'm almost paying you to take it!
~#FEF1~Good choice, my man. That shit will fuck you up.
~#FEF1~You know your shit, dude.
~#FEF1~If you don't have euros, I'll take dollars.
~#FEF1~Don't touch the ~#FEFF~ if you ain't buying it, man.
~#FEF1~Good choice. For a gook, you're an educated man.
~#FEF1~Enjoy the ~#FEFF~! My little Mexican helper did, when he brought it over the border up his ass. Dirty little bastard.
~#FEF1~Yeehaar! I'm drinkin' tonight! ...Not that I wouldn't be anyway.
~#FEF1~Man, that deal's gonna buy me some dirty, stinking, crack pussy tonight ... I can almost taste it now.
~#FEF1~...Oh! You got the money. ...I was kinda lookin' forward to beatin' on your ass for wastin' my time.
~#FEF1~It's good doing business with you, brother.
~#FEF1~Nice bag you got there. The leather reminds me of my second wife ... she never did listen when I told her to use more sun block.
~#FEF1~This is a buyer's market, you know?
~#FEF1~Don't hold out on me, dude. Show me everything you got.
~#FEF1~Let's get some business done.
~#FEF1~What're you looking to sell?
~#FEF1~It's all about ~#FEFF~ right now, ~#FEFF~, not the shit you're bringin' me. Come on son, get onboard the ~#FEFF~-train.
~#FEF1~You've got nothing I'm really hurting for. All the same, I'm in a charitable mood...
~#FEF1~Man, I'd even sell my ass for some ~#FEFF~ right now. Know what I'm saying?
~#FEF1~Dude, I gotta get my hands on some ~#FEFF~ fast. What've you got in there?
~#FEF1~I was hoping a guy like you might have some ~#FEFF~. Guess I'm gonna have to keep waiting on that shit.
~#FEF1~Hey, asshole! The last batch of ~#FEFF~ you sold me killed my brother! ...No, wait ... that shit was mine. Sorry.
~#FEF1~You got ~#FEFF~! Just what I'm looking for. I'll give you $~#FEFE~ a bag.
~#FEF1~You've got ~#FEFF~. I'll give you a good price on that, say $~#FEFE~ a bag?
~#FEF1~$~#FEFE~ a bag? That's pricey for ~#FEFF~. $~#FEFE~? ~#FEFE~ fucking dollars! Who told you I need that shit bad? You're gonna wipe me out here, dude.
~#FEF1~It's your lucky day, man! I'll take as much of your ~#FEFF~ as I can.
~#FEF1~Now, this ... this I like.
~#FEF1~Last time I did ~#FEFF~ I killed 35 people. Fun like that sure is hard to beat.
~#FEF1~I'm guessing you don't give free samples?
~#FEF1~You know, the first turd you drop after a week on ~#FEFF~ will haunt you 'til your dying day.
~#FEF1~Your price is a little high, but I'm feeling generous.
~#FEF1~You better not have cut this with anything... That's my job. Heh!
~#FEF1~Heh! Heh! I've got a buyer looking for ~#FEFF~ who'll pay twice what I did.
~#FEF1~If the ~#FEFF~ moves quick I might want more, so don't be no stranger, baby.
~#FEF1~Thanks for doin' your bit in the War on Drugs. Keep on fightin' the good fight', brother.
~#FEF1~If making money buying and selling ~#FEFF~, and all the other shit, is wrong, how come the hours and pay are so good? That's what I wanna know.
~#FEF1~Y'all come back now, real soon.
~#FEF1~I'll be here for the foreseeable. See you again.
~#FEF1~My stock's changin' all the time, so keep an ear out for news.
~#FEF1~Okay, friend. See you soon.
~#FEF1~Catch you later china-boy.
~#FEF1~Hey! Come on back! You're runnin' out on me like I got something contagious. It's only clap, boy!
~#FEF1~Loser! You ain't got the brains of road-kill.
~#FEF1~You just checking out your competition's prices? That's just unfriendly, man.
~#FEF1~You ain't dealin'? Bud, I've killed men for less, so you think again before you waste my time.
~#FEF1~You got nothin' for me? Now that's just plain disrespectful, you fuckin' ass cunt!
~#FEF1~For fuck's sake! Stop messin' around and make a decision!
~#FEF1~What the fuck are you on, man? You're just screwing around here!
~#FEF1~Are you buying? Selling? ...What? I don't have time for the bullshit!
~#FEF1~Hey! When you've figured out what the fuck you want to do, come back and see me. Until then, quit fucking around!
~#FEF1~My business is buying and selling, not looking and fucking around. Get the fuck out of my face, deadbeat.
~#FEF1~I don't do credit, man. Seriously, get your hands off the ~#FEFF~.
~#FEF1~That's too rich for your blood, hombre.
~#FEF1~I'm not in the mood to be charitable. Not enough money - no sale. Okay?
~#FEF1~I'm running a business here, pal. I don't do charity work.
~#FEF1~Hey, you bum! Don't make me turn your cash-flow problem into a blood-flow problem. You get me?
~#FEF1~Something tells me you're losing out on sleep.
~#FEF1~Your mistake, dude. I'm keepin' your money ... think of it as a lesson.
~#FEF1~Lousy mistake on your part, friend. It's a shame I don't do refunds.
~#FEF1~Wanna try that deal again, dumb-ass?
~#FEF1~Thanks, numb-nuts! I've got some beachfront property in Kansas you might wanna take a look at too. Heh! Heh!
~#FEF1~You could have told me the market value was higher than I was asking, you bastard!
~#FEF1~The market price is higher than my selling price? How did that happen? Was there a fuckin' vote? ...Shit! No one tells me anything.
~#FEF1~No one beats my prices, baby! Spread the word.
~#FEF1~Thanks, buddy! I've had the ~#FEFF~ for ages. It was getting so I couldn't give it away.
~#FEF1~Just don't use any of the ~#FEFF~ yourself, man. It's been cut with something fucking lethal.
~#FEF1~What're you, a moron? I haven't got any of that left.
~#FEF1~What're you looking to buy exactly? I'm all out of that.
~#FEF1~If I had any of that shit, I'd sell it to you, okay? But, I don't, so stop fucking around.
~#FEF1~Read my lips, buddy ...I ...ain't ...got ...none ...of ...that!
~#FEF1~I'm all out of that, so do me a favor and stop pawing at me.
~#FEF1~Nothing doing, pal. I'm all out.
~#FEF1~Comin' late might work with your girlfriend, but here it just means I'm all sold out, man.
~#FEF1~Let me explain this to you, slowly: If ...you ...buy ...all ...my ...shit, ...all ...my ...shit's ...gone, ...genius.
~#FEF1~Look all you want. I've got nothing left to sell, buddy.
~#FEF1~When you've finished rooting around in there, I can go get some more stock. So, er, hurry it up, okay?
~#FEF1~You look pretty stoked, dude. That's a good deal you got there.
~#FEF1~That kind of profit just makes me sick.
~#FEF1~Oh, you're good. But next time, I want in on some of that.
~#FEF1~On profits like that, you could shut up shop for the week, man, and give somebody else a chance of makin' some money.
~#FEF1~Took me a week to earn that profit you just made. ...not that I fuckin' resent it or nothin', you son of a bitch.
